well, i just got dumped. again. i suppose to be more precise, it was a "MUTUAL DECISION," borne out of compassion and a strong desire to not shoot each other (or ourselves) in the face. let's be honest, it was probably for the best. although we started off with a bang, things slowly trickled off into the vast nothingness of suburban life. nevertheless, i feel like shit, and i have been having a hard time sleeping, so i'm trying to process this the best way i know how: through vindictive blog posts. without further ado:
101. Poor Oral Hygiene
i swear to god, is it that difficult to brush your teeth? even if you choose to ignore ADA guidelines (2 minutes, twice a day!), just slapping a little paste on a brush and giving your teeth the once over takes like no time at all. and the consequences of irregular brushing (i scoff at the notion of you + floss!) were readily apparent in your discolored, raggedy smile.
and for the record, i never believed your story about the rogue dentist with his antiquated orthodontics.
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